Barmaids Boobs
In my early years as a barman I was amarously connected with a buxom barmaid working in the same club as myself. The before mentioned object of my desire was well known for exposing said jubblies for all to see.

During one memorable break in the staff room, there was the shout of "Wendy's got her tits out again!". Everybody just tutted and raised their eyes to the ceiling, apart from the new boy, who had not heard about the habits of longer serving staff. Upon hearing the battle cry, 'new boy' decided that he had to see what all the fuss was about. With a cry of "phwoarrrr", he jumped out of his seat with gusto - promptly splitting his head open on a wall mounted light.

Three stitches and a concussion later, he finally saw the funny side.

Oh, how we chuckled.
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Sat 8 May 2010, 19:03, 3 replies)

what a tit

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 May 2010, 20:42, closed)

Think I used
to be married to him!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:32, closed)

Ha ha nice, but did he see enough to have a J Arthur later??
( Vambo, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:43, closed)