I spent two hours today...
... with a sleeping four year olds head between my breasts, so I guess they're good for something.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:04, 6 replies)

I used to lie on the sofa watching TV with the latest baby in that position
The ex was jealous. Of the baby, not me.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:06, closed)

I did that with a 2 week old yesterday
...and I'm a bloke. Always knew there was a use for moobs.

Forgotten how restful it is. Every so often Tiny Person would make a slight wibble, so I'd pick her up and settle her. Bliss.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:55, closed)

Awwww
you big soft thing!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 10 May 2010, 7:19, closed)

My son..
At that age used to find all sorts of excuses to sleep on either mine or anyone else's chests..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:20, closed)

How
cute
(Melody was not PMSing on, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:48, closed)

Where did you stash its body?

( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:37, closed)