A Three-Year Old's View
Conversation between my three-year-old niece and my colleague:

Niece: Ladies have boobies.
Colleague (embarrassed): Erm, yes, that's right.
Niece: Why haven't YOU got any boobies?
Colleague: I have.
Niece: Well, where ARE they then?
( Norbert Lightowler, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:57, 5 replies)

kids are little bastards.
While around my friends house, his 4 year old brother pointed at me and said "you got boobs. Are you a girl?"

I am not a girl *sobs*
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:57, closed)

Hahahaha gotta love kids being honest
Took my 4yo nephew to the Natual History Museum:

Sister: Look, M, that's the skull of a very old man.

M (loudly): Yes ... and that's a very fat lady over there!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:00, closed)

Norbert Lightowler
Are you George Layton?
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sun 9 May 2010, 20:50, closed)

I'm not!
But I was a huge fan of those stories when I was a kid.
( Norbert Lightowler, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:06, closed)

Just
My favourite children's book ever. I've been teaching for 34 years and haven't found anything as evocative. Have a click for your name alone!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 10 May 2010, 21:29, closed)