Most men talk with their hands....
....it is a well known fact that us men can not just rely on the power of speech, we have you use our hands and bodies to illustrate what it is we are actually saying. For example, "I'll call you" is usually accompanied by raising ones hand, with the thumb and forefinger representing the phone, "It was massive" is always accompanied by outstretches arms.. you get the idea.

So, when saying "Can I help you with the drinks" to the Girlfriend's mother,it seemed perfectly acceptable for me to outstretch both my hands as if I was holding 2 pints. What I did not expect was for her to turn around and step toward me, not realising how close I was.

Yes, in full view of over 20 members of my girlfriend's family, I appeared to be copping a feel of both of my future mother in law's breasts.

I am now referred to as 'the perv'.

*cries*
(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:28, 3 replies)

Ahhh
but were they worth the feel, or is she an old hag?
Be very careful with your answer.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Mon 10 May 2010, 10:58, closed)

PIG!!!!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:13, closed)

I believe you have men in general confused with Italians.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 May 2010, 12:01, closed)