Gravity and Time
There was a woman I used to work with who got a tattoo on one of her voluminous breasts. It was positioned so that a small bit of it could be seen poking out from her habitual low cut tops. You know, really classy.

Anyway, a few of us were having an after work drink when the new artwork was mentioned, and she pulled aside her top to show the tattoo. “it’s a Bird of Paradise innit” she said.

Most people made faux appreciative noises, while I had one of those direct link from brain to mouth moments and heard myself saying “Of course, give it a few years and it’s going to look like a fucking Ostrich”. That’s when she punched me.
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( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 10 May 2010, 11:09, Reply)