Trust me,
it's infinitely worse when little old ladies say it and cackle as they make you uncomfortable. Or, even worse than that, say 'Ooh, it's been a while since a nice young man did this.' I had to leave the bay at this point and get a colleague to take over such was the embarrasment.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:39, 1 reply)

Thanks
I don't feel quite so bad now!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:46, closed)

Had I spent less time fantasising about the lecturer and more time paying attention to what he was actually saying, I could explain the ankle thing. We did that during a practical and I cannot remember why.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:23, closed)

The attaching
of the electrodes to the ankles is done because a pulse is present in this vicinity, it can also be done on the top of the foot itself if one can't be found on the ankle, for example if a patient has cellulitis in that area or is overweight. The reason for the multitude of electrodes in the frist place is to determine where, if anywhere, a problem has developed in the heart (i.e. it's exact location on said organ - atria, ventricle electrical impulse nodes etc.). The thing with tissue paper is a bit new to me, might have been hospital/ward policy to preserve privacy and dignity as far as possible, but, as you point out, the electrodes are in such a poition that it makes this measure practially meaningless.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:15, closed)