Cleavage bag
I was in my local corner shop and a girl with absolutly huge tits wearing a low cut top came in. There was CLEAVAGE on display not cleavage. Anyroad she went to the couner asked for some fags and stuck her hand into the CLEAVAGE and pulled out a purse paid for her fags then put the purse and fags back into the CLEAVAGE and pulled out a mobile phone and left the shop chatting away on it.

The guy behind the counter had a similar :o0 expression on his face.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:08, 2 replies)

Prostitutes often keep money in their bras/cleavage.
Maybe she was a whore.

I know this not from using hookers, but from my days selling them drugs. Just to clarify.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 10 May 2010, 13:43, closed)

did you sell them MASSIVE DRUGS?

( weaver., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:12, closed)

Alternative handbags
I have been using my bra as a hand bag for years- the record was a purse, compact, mobile, twenty 'boro, a lighter, a lipstick and my Oyster card. I have often been surprised by the breeding of fellow bra-bag afficionados, one of my acquaintance keeps her freedom pass in hers.
(Miss Terry toed the line on, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:16, closed)