A chum of mine
attended quite a well-known, once-a-year, anything-goes sex event in London around Christmas time. I forget what it's called. Someone here will know.

He was actually fairly disappointed. There was plenty of sex but nothing sexy. It was all either perfunctory or profoundly unattractive. There was even a geriatric in a wheel-chair getting head (and good for him, may I add, but no one needs to see that when they're trying to get their freak on). Such events should be the preserve of the young and vaguely presentable, alas excluding the likes of myself...

*blushes with false modesty and awaits protestations to the contrary*.

Anyway, the one positive he took from this pale immitation of Rome's latter days was that there were some genuinely intriguing, if not arousing, visions of depravity. One chap received a jolly good fisting from a dominatrix who then forced an ENTIRE, firm, large breast into his goatse-hole and fucked him with it until he came. I wish my annual prostate check was a bit more exciting but not THAT exciting!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:00, 6 replies)

Pretty sure that the event
is the after party for the Queen's Christmas Message.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:03, closed)

I have been to a few dodgy clubs in London....... seriously dodgy
I have seen a guy get fisted up past the elbow...I have even seen a woman use a special rubber sock and stick her foot up there.

I seriously doubt anyone could shove enough of a breast up there to reach the prostate, and even if a tiny bit of breast could be forced/squeezed in there, it would be impossible to move it enough to give the sensation of a fuck.

I call 'bull'
(essexfriend, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:04, closed)

This.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:37, closed)

Specially engineered implants, perhaps?
You know, like the inflatable ones with a pump they implant for erectile failure. Just press a button and voom.

God, my tits hurt just thinking about it.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:47, closed)

The story doesn't say
it's massaging his prostate

Just that the guy had breast filling his arse and was fucked with it until he came.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:53, closed)

Hmmm
I was laughing so hard when he told me I didn't really give much thought to the practicalities. I'm guessing that it was either an extremely large but soft breast that was 'fed' into him in increments or an ultra-firm, surgically-enhanced torpedo of a boob that just blasted its way in.

Or perhaps there wasn't a huge amount of penetration but he was wanking and that, plus the fulfilment of a perhaps long-held fantasy, was sufficient to bring him off.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:06, closed)