well once upon a time
me and my ex went to a posh hotel for a huge treat. we had wee babies then and of course she fed them with her 'jugs of milk'. so there we were having breakfast and we were surrounded by Colonel Blimp types with equaly uptight wives. The room fell silent when we entered, and we hushed the kids the moment they made any noise. It was pretty uncomfortable. However...the youngest (about 3 months) needed a feed and my misses was a ninja at slipping her boob out and feeding with anyone noticing under her jumper. Easy. Except when the little one came off her nipple she had what she called let down relief - to you and me thats a shot of boob milk and in this case it went some distance..onto Colonel Blimps head on the next table. So he wipes it off but studies it, then looks to the ceiling for a leak. Then he calls the waiter over. They study it together. And Col Blimp tastes it...

sorry for the length but boobs are a hobby of mine
( boff FL OZ, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:27, 1 reply)

Feeding time
I take it as a compliment that most of my female friends have been comfortable breast feeding with me around. Still haven't puzzled out where I should be looking though. Patch of wall 2" above their head, scarily maintain eye contact, anywhere else in the room. That last option did enable me to get a good reflection in the off TV screen. References to the baby I take as a reason to study said child and take in surrounding view.
(jvz, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:27, closed)