Classrooms
Funbags. I love them. Apart from when you are in a school.

Where I teach, there is no uniform. I used to teach one of a set of twins, my best mate at work taught the other at the same time. I will be crude - they were dim. Very dim and did little work.

When I used to go across to tell her off, she would lean forwards, arms under her quite superb breasts and create a platform that you could launch a lunar probe from. The cleavage would have need a couple of tonnes of cement to fill. They were magnificent. Her twins were nigh on the same, apart from she was a bit more "prone" to cover them up.

Me and my friend once told a trainee teacher about these celestial orbs, and he came into the next lesson for a quick glance, only to be asked by Twin 1 how to do a question about which one of sin, cos and tan to use - he replies "you have to decide by looking at the tit-angle".

Smiles all round
(Strump striving for imperfection since, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:18, 17 replies)

So hang on.
You're admitted here to getting a colin on over underage girls?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:38, closed)

Where did he say that they were underage?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 May 2010, 15:40, closed)

I'm assuming this on the basis of the whole 'in a school' bit.
You filthy nonceapologist.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:41, closed)

Well I left school at 18
..but don't let that get in the way of an unfounded accusation will you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 May 2010, 15:42, closed)

Ah come on now.
You can practically see him admitting to sniffing the seats on the push-bikes chained up in the bikesheds at break-time.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:44, closed)

Try not to judge everyone by your own standards, will you?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 May 2010, 15:49, closed)

Woah, that's some serious "I Know You Are But What Am I?" logic right there

(__, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:51, closed)

Hey look, all the trolls on one thread.
Do I win a prize?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 May 2010, 15:53, closed)

Quick!
Say 'and anyway it's funny and well-written, who cares?' and I'll win this round of QOTW bingo.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:55, closed)

You, my friend, have just made an enemy for life, my friend.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:55, closed)

BINGO !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:56, closed)

DAMN YOU!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:57, closed)

Careful Amorous
Any second now rob will post a warning on /talk.
( WormuIus, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:57, closed)

KAME-HAME-HA!
Engage epic troll defeating manouvre by feeding the trolls to death.
( WormuIus, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:56, closed)

You know the bikes at the gym, I wish they were made of more absorbant material rather than plastic/leather.
You can't really get a good taste of sweety minge from the leather unless you do it straight away, but then they'd see you do it and might report you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:55, closed)

Interpol are on their way.
In a Honda.
( WormuIus, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:44, closed)