At a party about 5 years ago...
& my mate Mike had done his usual trick of goin' to bed early with his "mate" Laura, and as usual, we'd done our usual trick of giving them the "Spanish wake-up call" (basically, a gang of you burst into a room, at least one of whom is armed with a guitar. Cue El Mariachi style strumming & high pitched screaming) Anyway, Mike started the ball rolling by covering up his nakedness by pulling the covers over him, completely exposing Laura & quite brilliantly, causing her not to react atall really.

Later on downstairs, Laura comes down wrapped in the party hosts mums dressing gown exposing one of her quite charming charms. When this was pointed out to her, she super ,mega, awesomely whipped the whole thing wide open, full frontal to fuck & wrapped herself up tight. She asked what time it was & after being told it was 8 a.m, informed us that she "Had to be in Dublin in 3 1/2 hours (she was a ryanair hostess) & could not face it sober" & so, proceeded to down the entire contents of a bottle of Rose wine in one go... It's only just hit me know just how much I genuinely love that woman!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Wed 12 May 2010, 1:03, 2 replies)

certainly sounds like a keeper
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 12 May 2010, 1:31, closed)

I Liked...
The Spanish wake-up call.. How could you NOT laugh yer head off at that?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 12 May 2010, 19:33, closed)