Hmmm
Best not to tell people you enjoyed spluffing all over your baby daughter when she was very, very young. Just saying.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:16, 1 reply)

This is why I added
the clarification that my wife was not, at that point, yet in labour. There was no "wet the baby's head" involved.

Although I do accept that you point is a valid one.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, closed)