I'm not judging you.
If you're happy admitting to being a hilarious stereotype of the engerlish abroad then I'm happy to sneer at you.

Everyone's a winner. Except you and your little suitcase of reassuring home.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:07, 1 reply)

I've lived and worked all over the world
In every country I've learnt some of the language, eaten the local cuisine, made friends with the natives and otherwise immersed myself in as much of the culture as possible. However, I drink tea very regularly and eat marmite on toast occasionally, so I prepare myself for those eventualities. You'd have to be some kind of cretin not to.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:26, closed)

I can't help but picture you two, sitting in a room together,
getting increasingly frisky between posts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:50, closed)

Pint of mind bleach please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:57, closed)

Ah come on ... who doesn't want to watch grizzly adams fucking rastamouse?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:11, closed)

No way are you cool enough to be Rastamouse
Penfold from Dangermouse, maybe
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:26, closed)

this might be the cutest 'I know you are but what am I?' ever, you perfumed bumfluff dwarf

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:47, closed)

I thought I'd bring the argument down to your level
as anything above playground-grade banter seems to confuse you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:50, closed)

oh pudding
you've even less chance of convincing anybody of your intellect than of your stature and gruff manliness
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:55, closed)

You're the one trying to convince people he's Grizzly Adams
rather than a sad little intertit with crippling autism
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:58, closed)

soz, cheaptea
didn't mean to upset you
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:17, closed)

Not at all
I find your Napoleon complex fascinating
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:49, closed)

Have neither of you come, yet?
Tantric, is what this is.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:18, closed)

ahaha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:17, closed)