Brits AbroadUnion jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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Some guy in a Moroccan tea shop offered to shag my mum in exchange for a camelTrue. She's a Scouser, BTW.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:22, 7 replies)
Actually, I'm unsure about this now I've read it again.Do you mean he would give you a camel as payment for a go on your mum, or that he would have a go on your mum if YOU gave HIM a camel?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:53,
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He offered my Dad a camel if he could spend the night with my MumThey declined, though took loads of photos of her draped over him, pretending to pour tea and grinning.
Classy lot, my relatives. We all have big tits, too.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:00, closed)
do you mean 'in exchange for' or 'instead of'?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:43,
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That's only one cigarette. I got 4 cartons of Camel for my underage sister.By underage I mean, not even any pubes yet. None of that barely legal shit.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:17,
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only one camel?must be from kirkby
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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No, this is how the story goes:Female friend: "When I was in Egypt, I was offered a camel for a night of passion."
Me: "Jesus, just think of the state of the sheets in the morning!"
[trufax]
(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:11, closed)
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