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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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Apparently I sound funny speaking French with an English accent

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:39, 36 replies)

French with an English accent
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:48, closed)
'excuse moi monsiuer, voudrais le Optimus Prime grande et le jelly KY sil'vous'plait'.

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, closed)
Tres bien.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)
Ou est Optimus Prime?
Optimus Prime est dans le vagin de prostituée crack.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:01, closed)

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:49, closed)
En français, Optimus Prime a été appelé le Ceji Joustra "Diaclone Truck"

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:13, closed)
Ahahahahahahoooooohahaha. Splendid.
Ceji Joustra is the toy company, you ridiculous wannabe.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:17, closed)
*slow hand clap*

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:19, closed)
do you need me to slowly walk you through why your previous mangled franglais is so funny?

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:15, closed)
Aw, poor Shambo got all upset and deleted some posts where I called him a daft twat
What a daft twat
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:19, closed)
is that a yes or a no?

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:28, closed)
Consider it an invitation to explain it to someone who cares

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:31, closed)
your faux insouciance would be more convincing if you weren't still replying through ignore 2.0, petal

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:35, closed)
Ooh, you are upset aren't you?
Aw, diddums. Never mind, I'm sure picking holes in my schoolboy French will give you a raging pedant-boner soon enough.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:52, closed)
yeah ... nobody wants an essay about your infantile hobby
what you
basically said was the equivalent of 'Herbie in French is called the
Mattel Inc. Matchbox Choupette'.

you can try to persuade yourself that this isn't fucking hilarious and was exactly what you meant to type
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:07, closed)
Leave me out of it....

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:51, closed)
totes calling you choupette from now on

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:55, closed)
Aw, poor Shambo got all upset and deleted some more posts
What a massive crybaby bellend
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, closed)
I used to be in this thread.
Sub-thread deletion makes me sad.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, closed)
I remember when you were in this thread
Good times man, good times
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:46, closed)
yer ... coz the rest of that is like perfect French innit

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:13, closed)
please be reassured that will never sound funny in any language
edit: I take that back. If that "a été appelé" is anything to go by then you sound fucking hilarious when you try to speak French
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:02, closed)
You look funny in any language, if it helps.

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:17, closed)

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