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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

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Apparently I sound funny speaking French with an English accent

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:39, 36 replies)

French with an English accent
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:48, closed)
'excuse moi monsiuer, voudrais le Optimus Prime grande et le jelly KY sil'vous'plait'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, closed)
Tres bien.
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)
Ou est Optimus Prime?
Optimus Prime est dans le vagin de prostituée crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:01, closed)
*dans

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:49, closed)
En français, Optimus Prime a été appelé le Ceji Joustra "Diaclone Truck"

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:13, closed)
Ahahahahahahoooooohahaha. Splendid.
Ceji Joustra is the toy company, you ridiculous wannabe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:17, closed)
*slow hand clap*

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:19, closed)
do you need me to slowly walk you through why your previous mangled franglais is so funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:15, closed)
Aw, poor Shambo got all upset and deleted some posts where I called him a daft twat
What a daft twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:19, closed)
is that a yes or a no?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:28, closed)
Consider it an invitation to explain it to someone who cares

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:31, closed)
your faux insouciance would be more convincing if you weren't still replying through ignore 2.0, petal

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:35, closed)
Ooh, you are upset aren't you?
Aw, diddums. Never mind, I'm sure picking holes in my schoolboy French will give you a raging pedant-boner soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:52, closed)
yeah ... nobody wants an essay about your infantile hobby
what you
basically said was the equivalent of 'Herbie in French is called the
Mattel Inc. Matchbox Choupette'.

you can try to persuade yourself that this isn't fucking hilarious and was exactly what you meant to type
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:07, closed)
Leave me out of it....

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:51, closed)
totes calling you choupette from now on

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:55, closed)
Aw, poor Shambo got all upset and deleted some more posts
What a massive crybaby bellend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, closed)
I used to be in this thread.
Sub-thread deletion makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, closed)
I remember when you were in this thread
Good times man, good times
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:46, closed)
yer ... coz the rest of that is like perfect French innit

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:13, closed)
please be reassured that will never sound funny in any language
edit: I take that back. If that "a été appelé" is anything to go by then you sound fucking hilarious when you try to speak French
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:02, closed)
You look funny in any language, if it helps.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:17, closed)

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