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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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so did we ever find out what happened to Albert's imaginary German poo mistress?

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:35, 10 replies)
Flushed away

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:23, closed)
Poo Mistress?

I want one.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:01, closed)
they're quite hard to find
you need to take an imaginary business troop and meet her in a non-existent hotel and then contrive some completely infeasible reason to sniff her fantasy toilet seat
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:14, closed)
All sounds a bit too hard.
Might just shit on the wife instead.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:30, closed)
She told me she didn't like it but then I did have an upset stomach.

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:07, closed)
Business troop?
Are you Arthur Bostrom, from TV's hilarious 'Allo, 'Allo?
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:59, closed)
Oh man that was hilarious, my favourite bit was when a tree fell on the lead guys car in that storm.

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:31, closed)
She was so traumatised by the experience
that she moved to Norway, joined an anti-English splinter cell and spent years perfecting her Surrey accent before going on missions on trains with her highly-trained children in a campaign of harassment, in full knowledge that her English targets would never have the balls to cause any sort of scene.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:06, closed)
Now that makes sense, I was wondering how they recruited those birds

(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:27, closed)
Then I wondered about how they recruited the children
Then I remember police punching nouncing and then I cursed Arsemellow
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:30, closed)

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