so did we ever find out what happened to Albert's imaginary German poo mistress?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:35, 10 replies)

Flushed away

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:23, closed)

What!?
Poo Mistress?

I want one.
( Ken Oath, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:01, closed)

they're quite hard to find
you need to take an imaginary business troop and meet her in a non-existent hotel and then contrive some completely infeasible reason to sniff her fantasy toilet seat
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:14, closed)

All sounds a bit too hard.
Might just shit on the wife instead.
( Ken Oath, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:30, closed)

She told me she didn't like it but then I did have an upset stomach.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:07, closed)

Business troop?
Are you Arthur Bostrom, from TV's hilarious 'Allo, 'Allo?
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:59, closed)

Oh man that was hilarious, my favourite bit was when a tree fell on the lead guys car in that storm.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:31, closed)

She was so traumatised by the experience
that she moved to Norway, joined an anti-English splinter cell and spent years perfecting her Surrey accent before going on missions on trains with her highly-trained children in a campaign of harassment, in full knowledge that her English targets would never have the balls to cause any sort of scene.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:06, closed)

Now that makes sense, I was wondering how they recruited those birds

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:27, closed)

Then I wondered about how they recruited the children
Then I remember police punching nouncing and then I cursed Arsemellow
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:30, closed)