Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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Dad Couldn't Stifle A LaughWhen my dad explained the 'birds and the bees' (which finally explained a lot of cryptic jokes I had been hearing in school) he finished by saying that he was always available to chat, always understanding, and by all means, please confide in him about anything.
A week later, I confided that I felt 'tingling' in the balls. He replied: "Tingling? Tingling?" Then he burst out laughing.
Understanding, my ass. They still tingle, and I don't know why.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:38, 1 reply)
You need to relieve some pressure.Maybe in somebody's mouth?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:41, closed)
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