Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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he's my cousin, i promise!we were just talking, honestly!
i spilt coffee on my dress, i had to put my nightie on, i promise i'm telling the truth!
of course i'd never cheat on you!
yes, i'll marry you.
i swear, i'm just going out with the girls, i promise i won't even look at another man!
i'll wait for you to get out of prison!
yeah, right.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:19,
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*things boyfriends have promised to Smash*?(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:39,
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arf!i've never been to prison or knowingly dated a transvestite!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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