On holiday in Portugal
and my wife and I wanted to go out for dinner, but the bloody kids wouldn't go to sleep. Luckily, as I'm a doctor, I had some sedatives with me, so it didn't take long to solve that problem. But when we got back, we found that I'd give too much sedative to our daughter, causing her to stop breathing. Imagine my embarrassment!

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I had a very lucky escape... I was never caught!
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:15, 4 replies)

Topical AND funny!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:00, closed)

Ahahahahaha.
It's funny because you are cleverly suggesting that bereaved parents killed their own child. Edginess is definitely a sound replacement for wit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:53, closed)

By saying "bereaved", are you suggesting that the child is dead. Because the death is not confirmed.
In fact, there is hope and a further 33 people on the POI list.

Nice story by the way, it is very similar to the one in the news at the moment.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:41, closed)

If there's money in it...
Think of the fame and fortune they now have!

I wish I'd have thought about this media/kidnap/anguish angle before I killed my own kid.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, closed)