Lucky EscapesFreddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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An overweight woman got on the bus this morning. She, to be fair, was a complete fucking mess. She was dripping with sweat, wearing a thin summer dress and didn't appear to care too much for her appearance, as evidenced by the fact that she looked like she had Lionel Richie and shaft under each of her arms in a headlock.
Fortunately, she decided to sit on one of the numerous vacant seats instead of next to me.
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Muns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:51,
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Wow that was a lucky escape.I wonder if she realised?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:53,
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