We had a smoke, we went to the pub for a couple of beers, we had another smoke on the return home.
During which my friend helpfully informed me, "I assume you realise that, were you to fall in front of a car and die now, or were I to push you, the media would probably describe us as being 'on a cocktail of drink and drugs'."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:57, 13 replies)

When I was a student and in a band
I positively used to revel in the fact that we played gigs having taken "a cocktail of booze and drugs". I think we even put it on the posters at one point.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:00, closed)

Just when I think the zenith of prickery has been scaled
you go and conquer a new peak. Christ alive you are without doubt the most appalling turd I've ever encountered. You truly are the Ranulph Fiennes of wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:33, closed)

I'm clicking this purely for the poetry of the final sentence.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 21:23, closed)

hahaaha 'they were on a lethal mixture of alcohol and strong skunk cannabis'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:00, closed)

OMGMODERATEDRUGS

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:37, closed)

Hahaha
"Moderate drugs - for the sophisticat"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:03, closed)

It's the Persians you've gotta keep an eye on

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:01, closed)

Nothing says "edgy" like a cigarette.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:46, closed)

'on a cocktail of drink and drugs'.
probably doesn't describe a few pints of ale and a couple of spliffs

ecstasy & tequila slammers my friend that is a 'cocktail of drink and drugs'

we had some exceptionally pure MDMA powder so dissolved some in tequila shots and slammed it. We were in my mates flat The challenge was to run to the front door before turning into a gibbering mess.

None of us made it. We did however have a right knees up ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:41, closed)

The last time I did tequila slammers I ended up having to make a formal apology.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:45, closed)

whenever I drank redbull & alchohol I needed to do this
I am a reformed character now though. I rarely drink more than 4 pints ...actually rarely drink and no spirits and no drugs. Mind you I did my share and some of yours in the 80's & 90's so I'm having a rest
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:52, closed)

It's "... a lethal Cocktail..."

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:12, closed)

What a lucky escape that was!

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:42, closed)