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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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A previous girlfriend of mine Lou does impressions, but really quite badly.
Yes - Lucy (ex) apes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 15:34, 9 replies)
Not so much scraping the barrel,
as wearing a hole in the bottom and letting the sludge run out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 17:07, closed)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 18:36, closed)
If you were that bored you may as well have just bashed your head on the keyboard and posted that.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 18:52, closed)
It's arguable that that's actually what I did, I would think.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:13, closed)
You horrible cunt
top work
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 19:36, closed)

I like the bit where the terrible pun relies on the hilarious idea that you've ever had a girlfriend.
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Exemplary HPing here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 23:50, closed)
I say "girlfriend", I mean of course
"hand".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:14, closed)
Best
of a very bad bunch.
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 0:33, closed)

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