I think b3ta is just about perfect
but if i were to make a change, I would say that we should be able to change our profiles, and put in profile pictures of ourselves, and make a function that allows show off how many friends we have, and we can look at each others profiles and there are 'groups' where you can share thoughts with like-minded people, and we should be able to write comments on everyone elses profile.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 4:47, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And
a farming-themed flash game?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

And maybe add photos off your "face"
in some kind of "book" format...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

now you're talking

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Change your 'profile' you say? Put up pictures of your 'face' you say?
Would something like the B3ta Profile Messer Arounder help? As for showing off your 'friends' and joining 'groups' and playing 'games' (which I assume you forgot to mention), I can't help. Surely something so fantastic would be impossible to create. Certainly not in my lifetime.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Facebook
try facebook, sounds right up your street



i cant do little writing
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

yeah, it was a joke. nevermind
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 7:41, Reply)