I added myself as a friend
and now I can't remove me
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 24 Jan 2022, 8:07, Reply)

Scrolling down on the front page bug
On my phone, if I scroll down on the front page (in Safari), I get taken to the main board. It’s really fucking annoying.
( finnbar has officially retired, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

Make /talk great again
I’m sure it’s simply an oversight but it would appear that all links to the hive of stimulating conversation, known as /chat have been purged from this venerable institution.

I, on behalf of my fellow members of this esteemed establishment politely request that said links be reinstated forthwith at your earliest convenience.

Good day Sir
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Jan 2022, 14:22, 8 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

I just tried to post an hilarious new joke on the "I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke" forum,
but it doesn't appear when I press "post this message". Is there a fault, or have I been sandboxed for breaking another imaginary rule?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 10:08, 4 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Please make diankale a mod

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:49, Reply)

The message archive is broken for talk
Also the user Glued_Eel doesn't post any more, can you make him post again?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:37, Reply)

Please can you add an obituaries section to the newsletter.
I've noticed a lot of previous b3ta regulars have stopped posting and it would be nice to know if they've died or not.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 26 Oct 2021, 20:57, Reply)

how about changing the header link for Qotw to something more apt?
It's been unchanged for over three years and it's never looked at by site admin except to ban people who answer it.
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 22 Oct 2021, 19:03, Reply)

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:28, Reply)

I can't log in on Chrome on my phone.
Every other device is fine, and I'm logged in on the Samsung browser no problem. I'm not losing any sleep over it, but it's odd.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 18:09, Reply)

Rename Off Topic as "Death Notices"
because that's all it's been for about 5 years now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 11 May 2021, 8:54, Reply)

How about a B3ta Easter Egg hunt?
You could hide favourite B3ta memes and characters around the site and the put clues to where they are on the FAQ page. First person to find them all gets to be top mod for a year.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 9:48, 1 reply, 10 months ago)

Can we have a mofaha removed from the site please

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:32, Reply)

Can we have a mofaha added to the site please

(dribble, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 12:18, Reply)

actually a thanks, rather than a feature request
I had to recreate these huge formatted reference lists for some online learning, but had to strip out their shitty formatting and rebuild it in html. I needed to create hyperlinks for all the http references in there, which would have been tedious to do individually. then I remembered the "linkify" button that did exactly what I needed, without having to write some regex replacer myself. So as a lazy programmer, thanks b3ta
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 2:21, Reply)

gaz is broken

(Malcolm Ecstasy nice glass of Dutch wine?, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 19:16, 3 replies, latest was 2 months ago)

I can't find the talk board the FAQ mentions. I'm struggling to keep up with the pace of the main board and I like the idea of a nice place to talk where I don't have to worry about intolerant people.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:41, Reply)

Non-video links board please.
So it wouldn't be intrusive others around you.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 21 Jun 2020, 22:16, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

if a qotw post has no replies, it's possible to reply to it
if it has replies, it's not possible to add a direct reply
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 8 Jun 2020, 15:48, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

alright

(Malcolm Ecstasy nice glass of Dutch wine?, Mon 16 Mar 2020, 11:17, Reply)

Not really a feature request, more of an idea
I'd like to see a site called Protestits, which is just pictures of women who get their tits out to protest various causes
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 0:16, Reply)

The stats page has no random quote. I enjoyed making a story out of them and now I can't because the stats page has no random quote.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 13 Nov 2019, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 7 months ago)

FRIDGES FRIDGES FRIDGES FRIDGES FRIDGES
Title not relevant. I've got embedded videos hidden, but for some reason they're showing again.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 0:38, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

free drimble!
Also:

This latest beater site "upgrade" has proper fucked the talk page on mobile. The only way to cut out minute long refreshes was to open a thread in a new tab, and you can't even do that now because it displays as archived, preventing replies.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 13:38, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

Maybe not really a bug but
'I like this' is no longer a visited link and I don't know why this is bothering me but it is.

Can't see which posts I've liked, I guess.
(horrid, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:24, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Star Wars.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:32, Reply)

The word "friend" now looks like it's spelled wrong

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Apr 2019, 9:12, Reply)

the link to /talk in the site header is missing
but /talk is still there

not sure which is the bug tbh, but I guess that's your arena...
( mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Mon 1 Apr 2019, 18:51, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

search is broken
and /board smells of gone-off ham
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Mar 2019, 23:44, Reply)

search is broken

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:56, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)