I was getting bullied by guys at school, one was big and bald and one was small but had big hair.
They were taking the piss out of my house and I was “STFU NOOBZ!!!” and they were like “LOL MAYK US!”

So then I went like OMG and my hair turned yellow and all buzzweeoo buzzweeoo buzzweeoo and I was like “SUPER SAIYAN MOTHERFRUITERS!” and dey were like “OMIDAZE 9000?!?!?”

I gave them nipple cripples and den everyone else nipple cripples and then I hit myself in the chest with a broom to make myself feel ‘Mek’ and ‘Unbelievable.’

After I made all mums with buggies walking past headbutt their own chins I sat on a wall and ate TWO curly whirlies and did a sick in a bush from the excitement.

I then spun around a pole in the rain shelter and got rust on my jacket and a trouser tickle that made my willy hard.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, 5 replies)

7/10
Needs more Autism.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, closed)

*rubs a cough into your haircut*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, closed)

Eeewwwwww!
Why would you do that?
I'm gonna tell Miss.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, closed)

You won't if you know what's good for you
*watches the door while more cough is produced*
( Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:10, closed)

You should get out my way,
I've had KARATE LESSONS!
AND I've watched a real Bruce Lee film.
So there.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, closed)