Right you lot!
I’ve already noticed a trend here.

We seem – to a man (woman/cat etc) to have all been victims of bullying (including me).

So, I’m seeing a gap in the market here. I’m going to go from nice-bloke to the Gripper Stebson* of B3TA.

Based on that, I’ll be requiring all of your lunch money, any jewellery you might have, and if you are not a white Anglo-Saxon please identify yourself so I can add some sort of racist ‘edge’ to the aggravation you’ll be on the receiving end of.

I accept PayPal and I’m thinking about setting up a Just Giving page as well – alternatively, click ‘I like this!’ and I’ll leave you be for a couple of days.

All monies will, eventually get returned when one of you – possibly going by the name of Pogo Patterson – recruits enough of you to stop me.

Just to complete the ensemble, I could do with a couple of henchmen, it would help if you found everything I said ‘funny’ always agreed with me and, if you are a little bit over-weight and a bit tasty with your fists, that’ll also stand you in good stead.

Just to make it fair, I’ll only take your money during term time.

All clear?

Mullered.
*For those of you too young – or too far away from BBC1 in the 1970’s/80’s google him – he put the fear of god into every kid who was about to go to secondary school for the first time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, 7 replies)

Can I be the lad who always looked a bit
confused? I'd be fucking great at that! Click, by the way for making me chuckle.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:15, closed)

I'm telling Bronson
THEN we'll see......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:16, closed)

You just try it.
You lot can take your complaints to Bronson, McClusky and Baxter and even Scruffy McGuffy
But after you’ve given me your lunch money and paid me 10p ‘insurance’ against your watch getting nicked for this week.
You know what’ll happen if you fail do pay…. DON’TCHA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:36, closed)

Can I be the rough older girlfriend of the bully who chews gum and sneers all the time?
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( girlinthehole, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:20, closed)

I can't...
For one moment, imagine any ladies who post on here, are 'rough' - If you'd like the take the role of classy-lady who is rebelling against a strict father and therefore going out with a bit of 'rough' you knock yourself out darlin'

Mullered
'Charming people since the mid-80's'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:23, closed)

I can look a little 'been around the block' if I put my mind to it. : )
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( girlinthehole, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:27, closed)

Can I be Zammo
and develop a particularly nasty smack habit?

Just say no, Just say noooooooo!
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:20, closed)