A new boy started at my younger brother's school. The boy was called Sam Wong and didn't speak much English.
Sam Wong was in the dinner queue with my brother and some other students.

'What should I ask for?'
Said Sam Wong in his halting English

'Chips and bastard'
came the reply.

They also used to say 'what's wong?', 'why the wong face?' and other hilarious things to him.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:29, 4 replies)

More Sam Wongism here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6147616
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:50, closed)

*clicks*
Nice to see you posting here Wormulus.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 9:16, closed)

I hope this isn't another QoTW non-truth ;)

( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:38, closed)

Only twice have I had to temporarily stop reading qotw at work
as I'm laughing too much.

This was the second, and I thank you and Sam very much.
(TheColonel, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, closed)