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My mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.

Suggested by Mariam67

(, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
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Sick and tired
A four year old Rakky is sat on the school bus, wearing her boater and gymslip, heading off to another day at the hell hole school she’d been sent to. And like every day, as soon as the bus doors closed and my mother’s tearful face slid out of view, the girl from my class, the stupid, popular, rich one would start on me. “Give me your jotter, what’s the matter, cry baby, going to tell teacher?” On and on it went, every single day until one day I could take no more.

So, pulling myself up to the full height that only a four year old can muster, I prepared to unleash a salvo of such terrifying force that even the gods themselves would stop to listen…

And I vomited on her.

Didn’t mean to, it just kind of fell out.

Left me alone after that though. Stupid bitch.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:06, 4 replies)
I like this.
All kids should be able to vomit on cue if being bullied.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, closed)
That is all.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, closed)
I think you might have found a universal solution to bullying
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:55, closed)
This ^^^
is wonderful. Good work. :)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:15, closed)

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