Bullies
My mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.
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( , Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
My mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.
Suggested by Mariam67
( , Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
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One of the bigger boys
had decided that it was my turn for some physical abuse in the playground that day.
"Leave me alone or I'll kick your head in" I warned him.
"You couldn't reach that high" he replied and he and his mates fell about laughing.
"I could" I insisted.
"Go on then". He invited me to try standing tall and erect in front of me.
Hmmm, what to do? I clearly couldn't kick him in the head as he was about 5'6" whereas I was about 4'6" so I decided to suprise him by kicking him somewhere else. I planted my foot into his pubic area with all my might. He let out a shriek and was soon hobbling around, bent double, nursing his throbbing manhood.
"You were right" I said, "I couldn't reach".
He muttered some threats but never troubled me again from that day on.
( , Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, 2 replies)
had decided that it was my turn for some physical abuse in the playground that day.
"Leave me alone or I'll kick your head in" I warned him.
"You couldn't reach that high" he replied and he and his mates fell about laughing.
"I could" I insisted.
"Go on then". He invited me to try standing tall and erect in front of me.
Hmmm, what to do? I clearly couldn't kick him in the head as he was about 5'6" whereas I was about 4'6" so I decided to suprise him by kicking him somewhere else. I planted my foot into his pubic area with all my might. He let out a shriek and was soon hobbling around, bent double, nursing his throbbing manhood.
"You were right" I said, "I couldn't reach".
He muttered some threats but never troubled me again from that day on.
( , Thu 14 May 2009, 10:42, 2 replies)
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