Thieving sixth formers
When I was in the Fourth Form, I made the mistake of letting somebody spot where I kept my drug stash, and some of the house prefects thought it would be hilarious to "confiscate" all my cow speed.

I had the last laugh though - they were actually bull Es...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)