My teacher
was a real cunt, a really nasty little bully. If he didn't have me running round doing pointless tasks he'd be hitting me with his cane and generally whinging on like the little pussy he was. I suppose he was just pushing me hard because he wanted me to succeed, but fuck me, he used to get on my nerves. And as he was only a little fella I knew I could fuck him up if I really wanted to. One swift punch in the face and it would've been all over. Somehow, I managed to control myself.

Then I got a message to say my sister was up shit creek without a paddle. I had to go and help her out but the old cunt wouldn't let me go. We had a bit of a set-to and eventually he let me leave my classes early. But even then all I wanted to do was ram my fist down his croaky old throat and rip out his lungs.

Mind you, he did help get my x-wing out the swamp. So he wasn't all bad, I suppose...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:34, 4 replies)

Argh!
I didn't see that coming! Too trusting I am.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:44, closed)

haha
didn't see it coming till the very end. nice one.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:45, closed)

Mr Spanky
Please do me a favour?

Run in to this pan I will hold up.

Cheers.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, closed)

I twigged at sister
But masterfully done.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:36, closed)