remember the bear hug??
all the rage at my school,duty bully grabbing you from behind and lifting you up from under the rib cage until you passed out and hit the floor quicker than ricky hatton.well my best friends dad was a captain in the marines and taught street fighting, his advice was to carry a sharpened pencil in your pocket and when said bully did his thing"stab the fucker in the hand as hard as you can"(great advice for a 13 year old)....
a months detention and pleading to the headmaster not to expel me,school bully got an infection and was off for months.
sure the teachers smiled at me more from that day on,they all knew what a little cunt he was...
a good day for the underdog and now i drive a ferrari and shag superubermodels and all thanks to that day...
(norfolkngood, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, 2 replies)

This made me lol
Hopefully due to the semi-truth semi-lie storytelling.

Unless it's all true in which case you're a CUNT!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:55, closed)

im
a semi-cunt...
(norfolkngood, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:38, closed)