i feel i should do my duty to the community here
and tell you,if you are being bullied,that the most effective weapon ever devised by man for 'dirty combat' is freely available*.
The Bic Biro is the most effective weapon for interpersonal combat freely available on the market today.The biro,and a basic knowledge of pressure points, is the necessary prerequisite for anyone experiencing physical bullying,and it is undetected by security,as well as being cheap and offered in a wide variety of colours.
From personal experience.
* aside from the Honda Accord,obviously.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 15 May 2009, 14:18, 6 replies)

Honda Accord?
I'm clicking this.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, closed)

Woo subject line!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:24, closed)

this really made me laugh hard

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 15 May 2009, 14:24, closed)

I'd just like to say here, that it's my image.
Although I have licenced it for the use of the b3ta community at large.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:07, closed)

can i get you to make me a 1600x1200 desktop version?
i'd be throbbingly grateful.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, closed)

"and offered in a wide variety of colours"

So the weapon doesnt clash with ones outfit?
(kitescreech still here, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, closed)