I researched this...
...the white guy got a call from a friend who was watching a live online video feed from the store.
The phone call stated "Look out man! Gary Coleman's behind you..."
White guy turns just as Gary Coleman leaps into frame screaming "Quit yo jibber jabber cracker!"
White guy mistakes Gary Coleman for Mr T and reacts quite reasonably with a swift kick to the diminutive ones' scrotum. Gary's homeboy, Robert Downey Jr, unleashes his anger - borne of years of racial repression - and snots whitey on the nose. Until this point, the lady in the video had remained quiet but on seeing the racial disharmony, Susan Boyle is compelled to act as peacemaker and offers herself to Gary and Robert as a "spit-roast". Mr Downie videos the whole thing and then kicks Mr Downey in the balls just as he reaches the vinegar stroke.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:12, 1 reply)

I found that most amusing
Thank you for the amusement.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, closed)