It's mainly down to the lack of sense in your OP
I thought it had to be some sort of euphemism.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, 1 reply)

Are you getting angry on purpose?
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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, closed)

Oh JMG
you do like to repeat yourself a lot don't you.

Would you like me to come and visit you next time I go and see my Gran?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, closed)

No thank you.
You'd only run back to the internet and ring the attention bell as loudly as possible.
Telling all high and low that you'd met me and that we were best friends ever.

:(
..and I can't be seen with your type. Think of the backlash I'd get.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:40, closed)