It's cool being tall and big
No one fucks with you and you get to beat up whoever you want! this one time I made one of younger kids stand against the burglar bars and then I closed the window behind him so he was trapped there for the whole of break time. then we chucked food at him until he cried. A lot of kids went hungry that day, but it was worth it. he was a cunt anyways so it didn't bother me.

I also recall making a kid sit in his locker for the whole of breaktime. He was also a prize cunt.

I like to think that I taught these kids a valuable life lesson early on in life. You can't be a dickhead and get away with it. Really and truly I should have charged for that sort of guidance, but being the big hearted kind guy I am I gave it away for free.

I'm just as nice now as I was then. In fact I'm probably nicer.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:11, 1 reply)

That window thing happenned at a school just down the road from me
Legend has it that the bully's response to "did he think it was fair to do that" was that it definately was, as he'd thrown his own lunch at the kid and hadn't beaten him up for money to replace it afterwards.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, closed)