And then, right-
that's when their dads- who all happenned to be Chuck Norris's harder brothers John, Paul, George and Dave- crashed through the wall in a Honda Accord, pinning Dwayne to the ground and slicing him in two

Using his adrenaline-given strenth he moved the pile of Japanese metal out of the way and did this waay cool kick thing, sending it back through the wall. He then pulled his two halves together and, using nothing but a cigarette lighter and a knowledge of intricate Korean knots, managed to join his internals back together.

Then he beat up their dads in a flurry of kicks and punches that made Taz look a bit lethargic. He then declared (in a booming, ultra-masculine voice) "My work here is done" and flew (oh yeah, he can fly, that's kinda important.) to the ISS and pulled a very expensive plate off the Hubble Telescope with his bare toes.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:40, Reply)