Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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A lie relating to facial disfigurementUni dayz. Got massively hammered and ended up in hospital after falling over and using my face as a shield. Turned up in Halls the following morning with a swollen forehead and two black-eyes. Falling over when pished wasn't cool enough so I came up with a brilliant lie:
"Someone threw a brick in my face"
Oh yes. That'll do nicely.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:57, 2 replies)
Hahawish I had thought of that when the same thing happened to me. Would surely have spared me a lot of ridicule.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:30, closed)
I'd like to say my lie was so great that I spent the rest of my time at Uni having sex with beautiful womenbut that wouldn't be true either. At all.
Perhaps my lie was so brilliant, so unbelievably cool that everyone kept a distance from me - in deference?
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:47, closed)
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