Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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I think one of the darker tales I've been told was reported to me by a girl at university who was babysitting for a bit of extra cash.She said that the girl she was babysitting was about six years old, and had developed a thing for tearing ladders in her own tights.
So my friend had told her "If you do that then ants will climb up your tights, into your fanny and start eating you from the inside out."
Apparently she did stop tearing her tights, but I can't imagine it's done her any favours now that she'll be in her early 20s.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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My little boy prefers running around with no trousers onwhich was fine for a while but he's 3 now and not really on, so my wife has scared him shitless by telling him that ants will crawly up his bum and eat his insides, so now she justsays 'ANTS' and he runs to find his trousers. My daughter has got curly afro hair and it's a nightmare to brush as it get's so knotted. My wife has convinced her that the little knots are spiders eggs and that if they don't get brushed out then spiders will hatch and crawl into her ears.
Don't know who's gonna be more disturbed.
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