Back in the day
I was probably about 5 and in the first class at school. Got an older brother who was two years older than me who was off sick for a day with some sort of fever/cold/vomit bug. Where's your brother? I was asked, well he was in a car crash, I says, and he went through the window and broke both his legs, I says. So the next day my brother is fine and back at school and turns out the rest of his class had spent the whole day making him a big get well card and bought loads of presents in for him. Got a bit of a telling off for that.

My mate Bullshit Dave however is a legend. Has played football, done karate, boxing etc etc etc for England under whatevers. His Bullshitting didn't stop after school though, I spent a few days with him a few years back and couldn't help pulling him up on his bullshit. I think I was the only one who ever did this as he used to get quite irate and tell me how unreasonable I was when he told me that he recommended Alicia Keyes to a record exec mate who then signed her, that he shot at his gf's ex, that he stabbed his gf's ex and got away with attempted murder. To be honest it would get too tiring pulling him up on his blatant bullshittery all the time and as it was essentially harmless so I used to just smile and say 'wow Dave, that's great'. He did end up getting 4 years for important a large amount of weed though, but the amount would go up and up and then it was kilo's of coke and then hundreds of kilos. One night he told me of some scam or other he was involved in where he had made a certain amount of money. That amount changed about 8 or 9 times throughout the whole evening, but when I reminded him of the different amount he said it was because they kept giving him more.
(Wagane, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)