Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Why the sauce is specialI convinced a mate at Uni that cocaine is a natural by product of Coca Cola (hence the name Coke dummy). However in the 1950's Coke was forced by the US Government to remove the cocaine from it's universally loved soft drink. For three decades they were forced to dispose of vast amounts of grade A charlie by literally pouring it down the drain until one day some bright spark came up with the idea of selling it to McDonalds.
McDonalds add cocaine to their Big Mac special sauce. It's why when you eat a Big Mac you get a slight buzz, feel hungry again almost straight away and usually need to take a shit within an hour. It's true mate. Big Mac's have coke in them :-)
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:45, 1 reply)
There's an element of truth thereCoca Cola's flavouring comes from the coca plant, but it's specially processed to remove any traces of cocaine from the leaves.
They buy it from a chemical company that holds the only licence to import coca leaves into the US.
Although it stopped having cocaine in it in 1903.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:12, closed)
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