Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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One I told my wifeBack when we were dating, we went to Olive Garden(an italian food franchise). The young man serving our food asked if we wanted some grated parmesan, which I love. So I asked for quite a bit. Kim got some as well, but that's not the important part. She asked me why I got so much cheese, and instead of just saying I liked it, I said, "They get a bigger tip share if they grate out more cheese." I don't know where I came up with that, but she just shrugged and we went about our meal.
Several weeks later, she calls me, very angry, and starts cussing at me for my bullshit. Being a typical guy, I didn't know which bullshit story she found out, so I just listened. Turns out, her and her best friend went to eat there and she pulled the same story on her friend, who had a bullshit detector in pristine working condition.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
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