Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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The seedI actualy only found out about this from my friend A a few weeks ago, so I'm not an eye witness. A was going out with a rather unappealing girl at school, but she was a bit of a slut so he was happy.
A got a text from the girl saying he needed to come over right away, so off he cycled to her house. He found her crying, claiming she'd had a misscarage. When he asked about it, she said she had been having horrible pains and bleeding. "And that fell out of uz!" she cried, handing him a small sealed bag. Inside was a small green seed. A was a bright boy, way better in school then me, but for some reason, he fell for this.
With his new found parental responsibility, he decided to keep him seed baby, hidden safely in a draw. When anouther mate, D, went round to his house a few weeks later, A told him the stroy and showed him the seed, claiming you could see little arms. Despite this happening 7 or 8 years ago, I only found out during a get together at a friends house in November last year.
As a foot note, D was going out with a friend of the seed girl who also told stories of a pretend misscarage of her own. Bitches be crazy!
(, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:51, 2 replies)
You and all your friends are fucking retarded.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 9:05,
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I'm sure your correct, but what makes you say that?
(, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 10:33, closed)
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