Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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master thiefa lad who worked with me in a wetherspoons was well known for spouting lies when one day he came out with a cracker.
For weeks hed told us how hed travveled round europe with nothing but his guitar, playing his guitar in bars etc making money. fair enough we thought he played teh guitar quite well and could sing a bit. then he told us how hed been recruited in germany by a gang of mafia types who pursueded him to rob a german store a bit like house of fraser here in the uk. eevryone in the rooms face just went into ok heres some grade a bullshit coming mode.
he then told us how he staked out the place and noticed that they had pressure pads on the floor so he placed euros on them to stop them going off, he then broke in through a skylight mission impossible style and landed on the floor. unfortunatly a guard had picked up said coins and he didnt know which were the alarmed floor tiles. he stepped on one, alarms went off and he was arrested but was let off because his gangster friends knew people in the police force.
We all agreed hed had bad luck but at least he wasnt locked up, he agreed and said one day he will go back and do it as it annoys him he has to complete the challenge!!!!
twunt!!
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 8:03, 1 reply)
HahaI love that people like this exist. He actually thought you'd buy his story. Unless it's completely true of course.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 9:55,
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