Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Had a friend who was into serious studies of THE OCCULT, yahReckoned he did madgickalle rituals and conversed with demons and all sorts. When I ridiculed him, as I always did, he'd threaten to send SOMETHING to my house to intimidate me. Yeah, go on, I'd say, scare me!
He did manage to frighten other people though. Mainly those of a less robust disposition, often teenagers, who I think he hoped would see him as a sort of Svengali.
Interestingly, one strand of his bullshit did seem to work. He said that as Satan is the master of all material things, you only have to ask him for whatever you want and he'll give it, for the minor price of your eternal soul. I tried it and it worked, ooer!
Lost touch with him many years ago. He's probably still out there, spinning yarns, the fat ginger Aleister Crowley-wannabe bastard.
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:49, 2 replies)
You. Lost touch with satan?I have his number if you want it.
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bane, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:23,
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There used to be a local taxi firm with the number 666666I always chose them!
(, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:43, closed)
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