Billo
Billo was my older sister's ex boyfriend. coming from a fairly rural area, he always had a distinct whiff of bullshit about him. he was always telling us tall tales about dodging the police on formby by-pass on his motorbike.
two stories stick in my mind, for different reasons.

first story was that, after being spotted doing 80mph by the local plod, he ended up being chased by every police car in the area, which he easily outran and evaded on his motorbike, which was about as good as a 50cc hairdryer.

second story was about his cat. he said that, as a joke, he put his cat in the microwave for a minute to stop it meowing. of course, the cat was just fine.
bit of a tit, tbh.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:47, 7 replies)

Me and a mate
were riding down the formby bypass one night and saw a bloke on a motorbike having a tug - co-incidence? :P
(bottle_cap, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:29, closed)

no
they're all wankers round there
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:30, closed)

a 50cc hairdryer
would be pretty beefy, wouldn't it?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:38, closed)

not for escaping the police

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:40, closed)

Hey, with a perm that good
you can outrun anyone.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:08, closed)

Maybe it was just set to 'defrost'.
Could a cat survive that?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:00, closed)

i don't know
but i certainly wouldn't try it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:43, closed)