My mate was a bus driver
and on the last bus of a certain route, he had to pass through the villages of Preston, Hedon and then Paull. Terminate at Paull, turn around and go back to the depot. If there was no one on board after Hedon, he used to just go straight to the depot.

Except on some occasions, there used to be a blind guy who used to get on the last bus at Preston to go to Paull and was often the only person on board by then anyway.

In order to get home a good 30mins early, he had to find a way to avoid picking him up. So he hit upon the idea of switching off the engine and coasting past.

The bloke would be standing at the stop, feel a bit of a draught, and then complain about how late the bus was.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:24, 8 replies)

That made me do
a genuine officelol.

Have a click.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:30, closed)

Actual
Lol!
(Kip, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:32, closed)

cunt

( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:34, closed)

^ this
I really hope this is a joke. Deliberately making a someone miss the bus for the sake of getting home a few minutes early is bad enough. When it's the last bus it's pretty much the height of cuntishness. Doubly so when the guy is blind.
(bblgoose, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:20, closed)

I'm guessing he's referring to the end of the guy's shift, not the last bus of the day
so the next driver would pick him up a little later.

slightly cuntish thing to do, but still funny.

edit: actually he does say it's the last bus doesn't he? slightly less funny if true...
(bobming, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:28, closed)

Loon!
I am sititng here lolling like a loon and getting weird looks from my co-workers.....well weired than usual!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:24, closed)

This for the win
its fucking EXCELLENT!!!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:38, closed)

As immoral as it is,
this story is superb

*click*
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 4:01, closed)