Oh, one last one before I go to shop
He was driving a route and there was some cunt in a Citroen 2CV that drove alongside him, so every time there was a car parked in the bus lane, he had to slow down and pull out behind the Citroen, pull back into the bus lane whereupon the Citroen driver would assume his position alongside the bus.

After 10 mins of this, he'd had enough. Approaching a green light, the Citroen decided he wanted to be in the lane in front of the bus to turn left.

My mate hit on the gas and the bus lurched up over the bonnet of the Citroen and pretty much stamped it flat to the road.

The police car that was across the lights came over and two officers got out. They had seen everything and the Citroen driver got breathalysed, cuffed and taken away all the while my mate leaning against the front of bus, smoking a roll-up and pissing himself laughing.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:14, 1 reply)

So true and yet....
...if it were true it would show bus drivers for the mentally disturbed people they are. Unfortunately...
(Tammytastic, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:30, closed)