When I did a 3-show running contract on "On the Buses" for ITV, I was placed in the same changing room as a young upstart from the US who was setting out an early career in acting himself.
"T" is how he named himself, and things were going great until he knocked over my Tizer on to my freshly pressed flares.
I beat him up within 3 rounds. Between each round I'd have sex with a page three girl whilst taking debilitating drugs to keep things fair.
Then I went home and shagged three Mrs Worlds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:35, 4 replies)

Mrs Worlds?
You adulterer. You sicken me.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:47, closed)

And all these years, Mr. T has been trading on his image as a tough guy.
THANK YOU, JMG, FOR SHARING THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT WITH US.

*firm handshakes*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:05, closed)

*Firm handshakes all round*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:16, closed)

Did you go home in your Honda Accord?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:21, closed)